(ed: These songs were about the British puppet show "Rainbow":)

George and Bungle
In the jungle
Zippy bit my thumb

Jeffery swimming
With naked women
Playing noughts and crosses on the blackmans/batmans bum.

Up above the streets and houses
Bungle's flying by
Opens up his hairy ass
And shits in Jefferys eye!

(ed: at first the song had "blackman" in it, then this was changed to "Batman" making it more PC. and all this change is done by 6-9 yr olds!)

All heard and learnt at primary school but the rhymes must be older than this as they were passed down by the older years.