(ed: sung to the tune of the same name)

Daisy Daisy, give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy, my balls are black and blue
I can't afford a johnny
A rubber balloon will do
But you look sweet, upon a sheet
With me on top of you

(Alternate fourth line:)

A plastic bag will do

(First alternate last two lines:)

You won't half shit upon the floor
With me bollocks inside of you

(Second alternate last two lines:)

Coz you look sweet, under the sheet
With a dick stuck into you.

(ed: and more)

Daisy, daisy
Give me your answer do,
I'm half crazy with the thought of shagging you.
I can't afford a johnny
A plastic bag will do.
You'll look great
On the sheets
With me on top of you!