Alternative words to the song which originated in the title number from Andrew Lloyd Webber's hit musical:

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven in a Yamaha.
Did a skid, killed a kid.....
Knocked his head (or balls) on a dustbin lid.

Jesus Christ Superstar
Sped Round the corner on a Yamaha
Pulled a Skid, Killed a Kid
Smashed (or wiped, or burst) his balls on a dustbin lid.

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven in a Yamaha.
Did a skid, killed a kid,
Came down from heaven on a dustbin lid.

other versions have:

Knackered his nuts on a dustbin lid

and

Caught his balls on the petrol lid
Burned his bollocks on a petrol lid
Ended up on a dustbin lid
Ruptured his balls on a dustbin lid
& crushed his bollocks on the handle bar!
and similar...

Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Yamaha
Did a skid, killed a kid
Knackered up his bollocks on a dustbin lid.

also...

Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Yamaha
Did a skid, killed a kid
& crushed his bollocks on the handle bar!

another verse went...

Jesus Christ
Cheeky Monkey
I don't care who your father is
Just get off my donkey!

(more)

Jesus Christ Superstar
Just who in the hell
Do you think you are?
Jesus christ, Superstar
Looks like a woman
And he wears a bra.

Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Walks like a girl
And he wears a bra.
Jesus christ, Superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a ladies bra.

here's a longer version:

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha.
Pulled a skid, killed a kid,
Paralysed his bollocks on a dustbin lid.

When I die, bury me,
Hang my bollocks on a cherry tree,
If they grow, take a bite,
But don't blame me if you fart all night.

or this slight variant:

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha.
Pulled a skid, killed a kid,
Trapped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.

When I die, bury me,
Hang my bollocks on a cherry tree,
If they grow, let me know,
'Cause I'll be listening on the radio.

(ed: and then this from 'supernerd')

Jesus Christ!
Superstar!
Goes a hundred miles in his brand new car.
Cops call out,
He don't care.
'Cos he's wearing supersonic underwear.

(ed: I liked this contribution:)

With regard to the lyrics chronicling Our Lord's decent from on high atop a motorbike. After performing the said skid, the version at my school would conclude with; "... sliced his bollocks on a dustbin lid." But then, it was a Catholic school.

(ed: no doubt there are many more verses and version so if anyone would like to send some in? Have had loads of responses already as can be seen from selection above!)