Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

(ed: I drive my wife round the bend with the last line, as I manage to get the entire "Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again" instead of just "Humpty. She doesn't like it - but I think it sounds *much* better!)