Margaret at present, Can't marry a peasant No matter how pleasant The peasant may be. (ed: Coined in the 1950's when Princess Margaret wanted to mary a 'commoner') More…
Maresy dotes And dosey dotes And liddle lambsey tivey A kiddley tivey too. Wooden ewe? Mares eat oats And does eat oats, And little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, More…
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. More…
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt Not a punt cut square Just a square cut punt It's round in the stern and blunt in the front Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt