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- I wish to wash
- I wish to wash My Irish wristwatch.
- I wish to wish
- I wish to wish The wish you wish to wish, But if you wish the wish The witch wishes, I won't wish the wish You wish to wish.
- I'm a saw cutter
- I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut More…
- I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum
- A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. "Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?" ""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum"
- In Arkansas
- In Arkansas I saw a saw That could outsaw any other saw I saw. If you've got a saw, That can outsaw the saw, That I saw saw in Arkansas, Then I'd like to see your saw saw!
- In Hertford
- In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire Hurricanes hardly ever happen.
- Liquor stocker
- If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker It is slick to put a lock upon your stock, Or some joker who is quicker Is gonna trick ya of your liquor If you fail to lock your liquor More…
- Luke Luck
- Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks In lakes duck likes.
- Manager of the Menagerie
- The Manager of the Menagerie, Imagined he was a manager, Of an imaginary Menagerie.
- Margaret at present
- Margaret at present, Can't marry a peasant No matter how pleasant The peasant may be. (ed: Coined in the 1950's when Princess Margaret wanted to mary a 'commoner') More…
- Marsey dotes, Mares eat oats
- Maresy dotes And dosey dotes And liddle lambsey tivey A kiddley tivey too. Wooden ewe? Mares eat oats And does eat oats, And little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, More…
- Miss Muffet
- Mother mis-read The myth of Miss Muffet.
- Mongol hoards
- How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hoards got bored?
- Moss moths
- (ed: one I've not heard before from Dave!) Moss moths oft cause cloth loss In the lost sloth's soft cloth lofts.
- moss moths
- Moss moths Oft cause cloth Loss in the lost Sloth's soft Cloth lofts.
- Mr. Fister
- There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. More…
- Mrs Hunt
- Mrs Hunt Had a country cut front In the front Of her country cut petticoat.
- Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
- Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt Not a punt cut square Just a square cut punt It's round in the stern and blunt in the front Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
- Of all the felt I ever felt
- Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt Which felt as fine as that felt felt, When first I felt that felt hat's felt.
- On mules we find two legs
- On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before. We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.
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