Gather round all you whorey, Gather round and hear this story! When a man grows old and his balls grow cold, And the tip of the tool turns blue, And it bends in the middle like a More…
(ed: lifted for posterity from Monty Python - Gawd bless 'em one and all!!) There are Jews in the world, There are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are More…