Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Stop doing something, cease, desist the action you are performing., e.g. "Pack in will yer!! i.e. - "Please stop performing that action. It is annoying me immensley, "Stop messing about!", "Quieten down!" etc.

Female masturbation

A police car or van used to round up offenders. The Irish have a fearful reputation for being hellraisers when drunk, As such, they were often the target of the police when rounding up suspected trouble makers. So much so that people began to associate the vans the police rounded up irish revellers in with the generic 'slang' name for an Irish person - Paddy (from Patrick), hence paddy wagon.

Female sanitaryware. Used to insult males: "Get your pads off", "You pad wearer".

Home. The place you rest your head. Your 'private space'. Most kids long for a pad of their own - most spend too long living with their parents who cramp their style and ruin their sex lives.

Schoolyard fight or brawl involving lots of people

A lift on the back of a bike - "Gis a pag!" was a familiar phrase in Grimsby.

Abbreviated form of Pakistani. Used in the UK as a racially derogatory name denoting anyone whose ethnic origins appear to be the Indian sub-continent. Applied as an insult to Pakistanis, Indians, Bengalis etc alike by the ill-informed.

Also used in Australian but as a neutral abbreviation and only applied to Pakistanis, especially when playing cricket.

Geordie corruption of 'paralytic', i.e. drunk.

Person who acted retarded or stupidly, or who was clumsy.

Penis.

v. Hitting a girl on the head with the penis whilst she is performing oral sex.

(ed: neat trick... I wonder who's he hits her with?)

Stray hairs peeping out from behind a female's underwear or swimming costume.

Used to describe someone who has/got a lot of stuff, i.e. when kids would overstuff the pockets. Other obvious reference would be kid wearing diaper (full) under pants. Probable origin is from cargo pants kids wore, but now worn by adults as well. Used as "Man, you got a pantload of candy on halloween!"

Used in the U.S. to get pantsed means to have your pants pulled down by someone, i.e. "Hey look, she just got pantsed!".

Something that us "rubbish" or "crap".

Break wind; fart; cut the cheese; bottom burp etc.

Generally brainless, stupid. From pan = without. wit = intellect.

Describes wads of paper that have been chewed for a long period of time then spat out (usually into people's hair or onto the classroom ceiling). Often an empty Bic biro was used to aid the propultion of the munchie.