Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

A girl who is not particularly strict about her choice of sexual partners. In other words, is easy; has given out a lot of sex.

(1) Mark left after pressing the male penis against a woman's face.

(2) To press the male penis against a female's face leaving a mark.

Good, excellent. Introduced to contributors school by "Abo" Harris, a boy who lived in (then) Southern Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe), and derived from the Chilapalapa (the lingua franca of the southern African mines) term "moshe steric" = very good, excellent. (ed: so there ya go - more education. Who said this site was just filth??)

(1) Swansea equivalent to butty. Pronounced a bit like "push"... with an 'm', e.g. "Alright mush?! "Aye, tidy like!".

(2) face (a more general use, e.g. to be "smacked in the much" was to be hit in the face.)

Giving oral sex to a woman. e.g. "Who wants a mustache ride?"

The hard lumps of compacted shite that cling to the hairs on the arse. The name 'mustang' derives from tha act of gravity which ensures the crap "must 'ang down".

Very good, excellant. Less offensive way of saying 'Dog's bollocks!".

An old slang word for sideburns; i.e. the hair on the cheeks of males allowed to gow to the edge of what would be the 'beard line' at which time it begins to resemble the shape of a lamb chop.

Used to negate what someone else has said, e.g. Linda: "That's maa hoose that is!", Baz: "Hoose my arse... Shack mair like!!"

Acceptance, agreement, "my oath".

This schoolyard 'joke' comes with 'actions':

My mummy's Chinese...
(fore fingers used to draw corners of eyes upwards into 'chinky eyes)
My daddy's Japanese...
(the same but this time drawn downwards)
And look how i ended up?
(one eye drawn upwards and the other drawn downwards)

Goes back to the Contributors Junior if not infant school in London. Incidentally. He is now a primary school teacher in China (he can prove this but would need a scanner and can't really be arsed) and he's found that Chinese kids make fun of the Japanese for having slanty eyes.

I would sell them
For half a bob,
But that all depends
On the size of your knob.

Myout' (pronounced my-yoot) derived from 'my youth' a derogatory term used by older kids when talking to younger (or sometimes older - its even more insulting) kids to call them over. Used as:

kid1: myout' get you rassclat over ere
kid2: what-a gwan man
kid1: notin myout, me jus wan you here!