Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Friend (Cockney rhyming slang, China plate = mate). Used as "What ho me ol' china??".

Similar in use to "itchy beard". except like the character from the Kinder Egg advert used to say 'kinder', we said 'chinder'!

When a girl gives a guy oral pleasure, and another guy gives it to her doggy style.

Telling someone to go all the way to the front of a queue (which the other people in the queue generally won't allow).

Playground punishment/torture consisting of the rotation of skin near the wrist in two opposing directions simultaneously causing friction burns or a sensation of heat in the victims forearm.

(1) A game played with a football in which players attempt to reduce other players "lives" by kicking the ball at the upper-body but without the ball being caught. One kick is allowed per player who may then not touch the ball until another player has done so.

(2) A variation of this game in which beatings are administered instead of lives lost.

Telling someone to go all the way to the back of the queue. c.f. backage, frontage chinese backage.

Expression indicating disbelief (sometime accompanied by the phrase... "toooo baaaaddd".

A small Chopper.

A shop that sells the ubiquitous british take away food - fish and chips. Often a cafe where school kids gather in lunch breaks (prob. in defiance of school rules) to buy lunch in preference to the revolting school canteen meals.

(1) penis that's wider than it is long (ed: weird... but it came in twice!!)

(2) the skin located between the male reproductive organs (penis) and his anal opening (i.e arsehole). It was only located on guys. The contributor says this was the common meaning when he was a child, but he's never heard the other definition printed here but it might be right, I am not really certain. This meaning of the word is found in the U.S. prodominatly, but it is also used by children in the countries of England and other English speaking countries. Can be used as an insult, e.g. You choad licker.

A particularly gruesome form of gob produced by consuming chocolate prior to expectorating on the victim. A choccy produced by one friend of mine was visible on the wall of the gym for over nine months, but that was partly because mould and moss had started growing on it.

Female genitalia. Used e.g. "Shave yo chocha" or "Put yo' face all in ma chocha!".

Homosexual anal intercourse. esp. at a private school in Ipswich, Qld, Australia. Probably derived from the name of a homosexual teacher.

Derogatory term for male homosexuals.,

Contents of the rectum

Anal intercourse usu. between two males

Anus.