Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

(1) homosexual, "queer".

(2) a sex offender, esp. of children.

Condom, device used to prevent pregnancy by creating a barrier between vagina and semen from fulfilled act of sexual intercourse.

Rapid hitting on the skull with a knuckle, also forcefully rubbing the knuckles back and forth on the top of the skull (actions depend on which part of the country you live).

Sexual intercourse.

Breasts.

Refers to the kids from the council estate who look like they come from a family with no money. Used as "Are they your brothers hand me downs?, you're such a nosher".

One who eats small snacks, frequently, throughout the day. Originally a Yiddish word so not 'true' slang as such, it has been adopted into the vernacular of many countries.

Another word for the male copulatory organ; cock; penis.

Insane; given to performing bizarre beahviour or speech. Is supposed to be a slightly less offensive way of saying 'Fucking nuts'. Used as, "He is Nucking Futz" i.e. 'He is fucking nuts'.

A form of wedgie which is designed to rip the persons underwear, but also cause maximum pain to the testicles!

Marijuana buds of high quality. Short for Nuggets, as that's what good green buds look like. Used as "I got a fat sack of nummy nuggs." or "Let's go home and smoke some nuggs?".

Mentally Useless.

Stupid.

Idiot, gopher, junior. Used as "I'll get my numpty to do the hard yakker for me!".

Stupid person, affectionate term similar to "wally".

Stupid person.

Semen e.g. accusing a female of having performed oral sex with a man one by saying "You have a little nut around your mouth.".

A person of questionable mental stability.

The act of a passing footballer playing the ball through the open legs of a rival, making him look immensly stupid. George Best was particularly good at this move.

Apparantly, this is another example of 'rhyming slang' i.e. "nutmegs" is used for "legs" since the ball is played between the opposing player's legs. The person who sent that in said his granddad heard this first in a Spurs training session back in the 1960s.