Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Leave a place.

Relaxing, hanging out, spending time with friends.

Another word for "Lad," "Fellow," "Mate," or "Comrade.", e.g. "Come on then, kidder." Can also be abbreviated to "Our kid," e.g. "I'll get our kid onto you!" Meaning that "An older, stronger relative of mine will be coming to beat you up." Used in Liverpool since way before the 70's, seems to be a local expression.

Hand digs to the kidney area inflicted by several assailants upon a helpless victim.

Pronounced 'Chi-Err'. Pupil of "gypsy" descent. Note: spelling may be incorrect.

Nice "Those pants are kif!!".

A cartoon "egg" peering over a brick wall, usually saying "Kilroy was 'ere" (ed: I think this was Chad - 'Kilroy' was a real person who scrawled his name on the inside of a World War Two pillbox (concrete bunker). Other soldiers thought this was a cute thing to do and copied it all over the place for no good reason - it's now spread worldwide.

Describes a female who is "top" heavy. eg. big breasts, big waist, big hips and thighs.....and skinny legs.

Exclamation of amazement. Mutated contraction of 'fuckin 'ell".

Vagina. Girlie bits. Contributor can only remember using it up to about the age of 9 after which other words were discovered.

Person who has been circumcised.

Term given when you make that sucking/kissing sound against your teeth when you're pissed off at something. Maybe it's a Sarf Lahndon thing. This was popularised over the last 10 years by Jerry Seingeld's habit of doing it on his show.

Normally used in respect of New Zealand or one of it's citizens. Also the flightless bird that lives only in New Zealand and provided the name.

Kiwiland is occasionally used as another name for the country New Zealand. "I am going to Kiwiland" The Kiwi is New Zealand's national bird that is preserved and is very rare. I am not fully sure of when it became in use, but is used in few countires to describe people who live in New Zealand. Kiwi is very commonly used nowadays in New Zealand as well as other countries. Kiwiland is used in other contries as another name for New Zealand, seeing how the Kiwi bird are only found in New Zealand. Use by almost all types of people.

The accent used by people in New Zealand is perceived to be a little strange by other countries around the world whose official language is English. In an effort to make their interpretation of the English language easier to follow, we present a list of words, pronunciation, and meanings. Just by following these easy steps you too can hold a conversation with a New Zealander. And what's more, you'll understand what it really means:

BETTING: "Betting Gloves" are worn by betsmen in crucket.
BRIST: Part of the human anatomy between the "nick" and the "billy".
BUGGER: As in "mine is bugger than yours".
CHULLY BUN: Chilly Bin, also known as an Esky.
COME YOUSE: Former Australian Cricket Captain aka Kimberley John Hughes.
DIMMER KRETZ: Those who believe in democracy.
ERROR BUCK: Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" and "Libernon".
EKKA DYMOCKS: University staff.
GUESS: Flammable vapour used in stoves.
SENDLES: Thongs, open shoes.
COLOUR: Terminator, murderer.
CUSS: Kiss.
DUCK HID: Term of abuse directed mainly at males.
PHAR LAP: NZ's famous horse which was actually christened "PHILLIP".
ERROR ROUTE: As in "Arnotts mulk error route buskets".
FITTER CHENEY: A type of long flat pasta not to be confused with "rugger tony".

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(1) Piece of excrement that sticks stubbornly to the buttock and/or buttock hairs.

(2) an excessively stupid or unpleasant person.

(3) A small child, brother/sister/babysittee, who insists on following you round the whole time, preferably being held or carried, or "clings-on" to your leg.

Little lumps of poo that 'kling' on and don't fall from your arse after shitting,

Original had the specific meaning of being sexually exhausted and was used to (mostly by boys) to imply that they had been up all night shagging. This was nearly always a lie.