Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Used in "what's your fantasy" by Ludacris. it means the act of making love.

(ed: no idea what this is or who Ludacris is, but the word sounded good!).

Alley way between two houses.

Someone so pug ugly you'd need two paper bags to be able to have sex with them. One bag covers his/her head, the other to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

Ice cream with bubblegum in the bottom in a Dalek-shaped plastic cone. Filthy name, and rumoured to contain LSD.

An idiot, a very stupid person, used to describe a person who is such a wanker he must have two dicks as one wouldn't be enough to make him that bad.

(ed: first heard this about my brother-in-law, and would you believe he was proud of the label?? Geez!!)

Descriptor for dimensions of the bosom of a girl with small breasts.

To be a two-point plug (also a double-adapter) is to be a bisexual. "Its just so obvious that their doing it... Kate and Sandra, Lesbo Alert!" "Naa, I saw her go with Cliff too a night ago. She a real little two-point plug.", Probably derived from the nifty little devices which can take both a three-pronged plug and a two-pronged plug the difference between which can be seen on, say, a microwave and a cd-player.

Request to share something, for example "Twos on that fag mate?". Also perhaps 'twos-up'. Sexual? No, probably not.

It wasn't unusual for our school to have foreign exchange students on a fairly regular basis. If it was learnt that any of these children were German, they were pointed at and had the following song chanted at them:

Two world wars and one world cup,
doo dah, doo dah.
Two world wars and one world cup,
doo dah, doo dah day.

This was more than likely a football song. Aston Villa fans currently sing "HUNDRED YEARS AND WON FUCK ALL" about Birmingham City, using the same tune. It is important to realise that rather than just being racist, the song gained a specific potency in the aftermath of the 1990 world cup. No doubt it was trotted out after Euro '96 also, but this needs confirming!

Originally meant car thief, often 'ram raider' or 'joyrider' (from police term Taken Without Owners Consent) but eventually just meant anyone a bit dodgy, as in "he's a bit of a twocker, but he's alright".

A two dollar coin. Since it was created after the "loonie" it was dubbed the twoonie.

Describes the actions of a girl dancing very close to a guy with her ass sticking out and rubbing against his dick. Also used for 'slut dancing' for a guy.