Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Expression of displeasure after an unfortunate event. Popularised by Homer from the Simpsons.

Giving oral sex to a homosexual. Used in "He sucks da'ass cock".

Used to a freind to indicate they'd done something a bit stupid. Pronounced in slow-mo as if talking to someone a bit thick. Generally it's quite an affectionate term. Apparantly Germans use the name "Jurgen" to identical effect.

(1) the small (sometimes large) solid lumps of manure hanging from a sheeps wool around their rear ends where their droppings have fouled it.

(2) an excessively annoying or unpleasant person.

Funny or amusing person, offbeat; he's a bit of a dag.

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A group of people found extremly annoying or think they are better than everyone else. Also can be called anything that is made out dairy products used this way: "Damn, it smells like (milk, cheese, milkshake, spoiled milk etc...) doesn't it" you say this in front of the dairy so they have no idea what you are talking about,

In a game of pool, if a player wins without the other player having sunk any, the loser has to dak himself and do a lap of the table.

Underdaks, underpants.

To dak someone is to pull their keks down. You'd sneak up behind someone (especially if they were facing a bunch of girls), grab the sides of their pants and rip 'em down. They couldn't chase you without pulling their pants back up of course - the best was when someone forgot and they ended up flat in the dirt as well as with their shreddies on show.

Querying what event is currently occuring at the time the question is posed., e'g' "What's the damn deal?".

A typically sadistic playground game in which several targets lined up against a wall whilst others attempted to hit them with spherical projectiles (commonly tennis, golf and foot balls, less commonly a cricket ball), creating the appearance of 'dancing' in the targets when avoiding the missiles. Popular in spring/ summer terms at contributors primary school.

Thrill seeking masterbation, while your mum is walking upstairs to your bedroom after you have called her. the object of the game is to come before she opens the door and catches you.

The little bits of dried jobbie hanging on to your bumfluff.

Term for the penis used by those who are too young to know it's not just for pissing with.

Anything good.

Stupid or incompetent.

Old term for trainers. Also known as plimsoles, deck shoes etc. In school the answer to "What's the fastest thing in the world?" was "Diarrhoea with daps on!".

(1) training shoe or plimsoll.

(2) beating consisting of one or more blows to the buttocks with this.