Yellow belly custard, Green snot pie Mix it all together with a dead dogs eye Slap it in a bucket nice 'n thick Then wash it all down with a cup o' cold sick =circa 1950's, UK (NW)
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, More…
Yellow matter custard, Snot and bogey pie All mixed together with a dead dog's eye Snotty green jam - spread it on thick Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick See also: meany More…
(ed: sung to the tune of the same name) The yellow rose of Texas And the Man from Laramie Invited Davy Crockett To have a cup of tea. The tea was so delicious They had another More…
You cannae shove your granny aff a bus, Oh you cannae shove your granny aff a bus. Oh you cannae shove yer granny, Cause she´s yer mammys mammy You cannae shove yer granny aff a bus. More…
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue "They pay to get in" She said with a grin "And they'll pay to get out of it, too =circa 2005, AUS
Yum yum bubblegum Stick it up your mother's bum. Pull her tits, grab some sticks. Eat them just like weetabix. (ed: When I recited this little ditty to my wife, she produced these More…