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- Sally Morlands sells fish
- Sally Morlands sells fish 2 and 8 pence a dish. Don't buy it, don't buy it It stinks when you fry it" Note: Apparantly, "Sally Morland's" was a supermarket in Northwood More…
- salvation army
- Sister Anna will carry the banner! But I carried it last week! You'll carry it every bloody week! But I'm in the family way! You're in every bugger's way!
- sam, sam, pick up thy musket
- (ed: ok this time I confess - this song has nothing whatever to do with playground rhymes - it's in here solely because I love it. It's one of the monologues performed and made famous by More…
- samson was a warrior
- (ed: another song that morphs into "Lucy Had A Baby" at the end. Or maybe this was the original and "Lucy Had A Baby" breaks into "Samson Was A Warrior" at the end. Who knows, More…
- Say, Say my playmate
- Say, Say my playmate Come out and play with me And bring your dollies three Climb up my apple tree Slide down my rain barrel Into my cellar door And we'll be jolly friends More…
- school dinners
- Here's one about school dinners, sung at Tirphil Primary School, S. Wales. many years back: If you have school dinners You sit at the side. Many have sat there, Many have died. More…
- scooby doo
- Version 1: Scooby dooby doo Did a poo Right in Shaggy's slipper Shaggy put it on What a pong It made him shake and shiver. Version 2: Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you? More…
- seasons in the sun
- Version 1: We had joy, we had fun, Flicking bogies at the sun But the sun was so hot That they melted into snot Version 2: We had joy, we had fun, We had Maggie Thatcher's More…
- Seedy Songs, etc.
- The boy stood on the burning deck, His arse against the mast. He didn't dare to move till Oscar Wilde had passed, but Oscar was a wiley chap and threw the boy a plum. The boy stooped down More…
- shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart
- Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart Someone stole my horse and cart Couldn't give a bugger Gonna get another Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart.
- shit on the shovel
- When I was young and had no sense I bought a fiddle for eighteen pence But the only tune that I could play Was "shit on the shovel and throw it away" =circa 1940's, AUS
- shit pit (the)
- ed: This is a good start but there are more verses... if you know them... send them on in... please? Every bloody morning at half past bloody eight Stands the bloody foreman at the More…
- short legged sailor
- (ed: Another handclapping song with some short instructions... anyone like to expand on them please?) Note: When you say "Short legged" you make a short distance between your More…
- silence
- Silence in the courtyard Silence in the street The biggest fool in England Is just about to speak Starting from now.
- sir jasper
- To sing this song correctly all you need do is repeatedly sing the sentence 'Oh sir Jasper do not touch me' and at each iteration leave off the word at the end of each iteration. It's More…
- skinny malinky
- An old Scottish song about being very thin: Skinny Malinky lang legs, umbrella feet Went to the pictures (cinema) and couldnae find a seat When the picture (film) started Skinny More…
- soldier in the grass
- There's a soldier in the grass With a bullet up his ass Suck it out Suck it out Like a good Girl Scout =circa 1950's, USA (NJ)
- Song Two Irishmen
- My Grandmother used to sing it this waTwo Irishmen, two Irishmen, diggin' in a ditch, one called the other one, a dirty son of a Peter Murphy, had a goat, a very fine goat was he, More…
- sound and vision
- Blue, blue, electric blue That's the colour of my poo... (ed: there are times I think some of these were made up specially to be sent in.... )
- spiderman
- Version 1: Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Can he fly? Can he heck If he did, he'd break his neck.
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