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- farmers in the meadow
- (ed: This is similar in style and content to other poems of the genre) Farmers in the meadow, mowing all his grass, Along came a bee and stung him on the Ask no questions, tell no More…
- fart, fart
- (ed: sung - very roughly - to the tune of Scotland the Brave:) Fart, fart the beans are calling Must be the ones I ate this morning Off to the loo to do a phhhpt! in the loo If More…
- fart-man
- Fart-man rolling down the street, parlez-vous, Fart-man rolling down the street, parlez-vous, Fart-man rolling down the street, Knocks a copper off his feet, Schminky-pinky, More…
- fart poem
- Version 1: A fart is a kind of eruption, It comes from the city of bum, It travels down Trouser Leg Lane, And comes out with a musical hum - pppprrrrrrrrrrpp. Version 2: A More…
- fatty and skinny
- Fatty and Skinny went to the Zoo Fatty got lost in the Elephants poo Skinny went home to tell his mum But all he got was a smack on the bum, Also this from contributor who says the More…
- fatty and skinny
- Fatty and Skinny went to the Zoo Fatty got stuck in some elephant poo
- ffff
- Kermit the frog Got a kick in the knob For playing around with Miss Piggy He undid her zip and out popped her tit and out popped Kermits green willy
- fifty cents
- Ask your mother for fifty cents To see the lion jump the fence. He jumped so high He touched the sky And didn't come back Till the 4th of July Ask your mother for fifty more To see More…
- Follow on from liar liar ...
- When I was at school the witty retort to 'Liar Liar' was always ... I dont care, I dont care .. I'll just buy another pair!
- foot and mouth rhymes
- (ed: in 2000, there was an outbreak of 'foot and mouth disease' in South Wales, UK. These are examples of a type of black humour that passed around the newsgroups at the time) Here is More…
- fraggle rock
- Down at Fraggle Rock Grab a fraggle by its cock Swing it round and round your head Keep going Till the bastard's dead! Well now... Pete sent in a much fuller version... I like it! More…
- fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear
- Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fussy wuzzy wuzn't fuzzy, wuz he?
- gay chicken
- Face off with another straight guy and move their faces (lips) closer and closer together. The first one to turn or pull away from the other is the Gay Chicken. ed: I'd win... I have More…
- gay school
- (ed: sung to the to the Play School theme:) There's a bear in there And an electric chair There's people with AIDS And hand grenades Open wide, commit suicide It's Gay School
- genie song
- I'm a big fat genie With a ten foot weenie I showed it to the girl next store. She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now its only five foot four. =USA
- georgie best
- Georgie Best Superstar Walks like a woman And he wears a bra The bra's too big He wears a wig And that's why they call him A sexy pig.
- Georgie Porgie
- Georgie Porgie pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
- german in the grass
- (ed: a rather Xenophobic alternative to 'Ip Dip') There's a German in the grass, With a bullet up his arse. What colour is his blood?
- glory, glory
- (Ed: presumably sung to the tune of the 'Battle Hymn of the Republic':) Glory, Glory hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler So I sent her off to heaven With an AK 47 And she aint More…
- glory, glory hallelujiah
- (ed: obviously sung to the tune from the Battle Hymn of the Republic) My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the schools We have tortured all the teachers and have broken all More…
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