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- Donnie Macca
- Donnie Macca, Ronnie Macca, biscuit I shoo shiwawa, biscuit. Ice-cream soda with a cherry on the top. Ice-cream soda with a cherry on the top. Mama, Mama, I feel sick. Call for the More…
- dont eat the NAAFI bread
- Dont eat the NAAFI bread It sticks to your tummy like lead You'll fart like thunder Your mother will wonder Don't eat the NAAFI bread (can be substituted for any well known food More…
- down, down, baby
- (ed: this looks like a clapping song but there was no aded info to go with it) Down down baby Down by the roller-coaster Sweet sweet baby I'll never let you go Shimmy shimmy More…
- Down by the River
- (ed: little song from Rachael - added verbatim) Here is a song that we used to sing. Everyone sits in a circle and you alternate, one hand on bottom one on top, and when you get your More…
- down by the river where the long grass grows
- Down by the river where the long grass grows I saw a lady without any clothes Along came a cowboy, clippety-clop Down with his trousers and out with his cock. 3 months later all More…
- down in alabama
- (ed: Be warned, this has racist content... tho you could add almost any nationality in there) Down in Alabama where the niggers shovel coal A nigger shoved his shovel up another More…
- down in the basement
- (ed: sung to the tune of 'On top of old Smokey') Down in the basement all covered in dark I shot my poor teacher with forty-five plarks I shot her with pleasure I shot her with More…
- down in the jungle
- Down in the jungle where nobody goes, There sits [name] picking his nose, A pick, a pick, here, A pick pick there, I think i'll start picking my bum. (ed: don't ask me - I just More…
- down in the lavatory
- Down in the lavatory Ten foot deep, There lies a sausage Fast asleep. Do not stir him He's at rest. Beecham's pills Have done their best.
- down in the valley
- Down in the valley where the green grass grows There sat (jumper) sweet as a rose. Along came (boy's name) swinging a chain Pulled down his zipper and out it came. 3 months later all More…
- down in the valley / down the back alley
- This oddly unsympathetic little ditty has been sent in as the "Oak Park School Camp Song", but I'm sure the original title is "Down in the valley" etc: The first time I met her More…
- down in the valley where the green grass grows
- Down in the valley where the green grass grows A lady stands without any clothes Along comes a man with his hat on a stick Down with his trousers and up with his prick
- Durex
- (ed: Mike P says this is sung to a well-known Scottish air... sadly I'm ill-informed and have no idea what the tune is... but the words bear a strong resemblance to another little ditty in More…
- edinburgh, edinburgh
- Edinburgh, Edinburgh, is a school of misery When you get there there' s a signpost Saying "Welcome unto thee" Don't believe you don't believe you, It's a pack of bloomin' lies, More…
- eee by gum
- Version 1: Stick your fingers up your bum. Let your tits hang low. And tie them in a bow. Yo! Version 2: Eee by gum Does your belly touch your bum? Do your balls hang low? More…
- eeny meeny, eenie meenie minie mo
- (ed: there's a Warning here of some racist content. Shoul I leave it.. or censor. Leave it I think, this is essentially a historical store.. and this is just how it was in 'the bad old More…
- eli, pickle-eye
- (ed: variation on the ki-eye poem) I went to a Chinese restaraunt To buy a loaf of bread bread bread, They wrapped it up in a frying pan And this is what they said said said My More…
- english country garden
- Version 1: What do you do if you wanna do a poo in an English country garden? You pull down yer pants and paralyse the ants in an English country garden Then get a leaf and wipe More…
- fankee foodle
- (ed: Erica kindly sent in the following) My friend from a fancypants private school taught me this version of "Yankee Doodle" in the mid 1970s. At the time we just thought it was More…
- farmer giles
- Farmer Giles was walking by When he heard a rumble in the sky He looked up and it came down Now his name is Farmer Brown
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