Murray Mints, Murray Mints, Too good to hurry mints. Why make haste, When you can taste The hint of mint in Murray Mints? Murray Mints, Murray Mints, Too good to hurry mints. More…
(ed: sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean") My one-skin comes down to my two-skin, My two-skin comes down to my three, My three-skin comes down to my foreskin, Oh, More…
(ed: apparantly this was a clapping song which got very fast, vicious and exciting but there's no description of the movements.) See, see, my bonny, Come out and play with me, Under More…
(ed: my 7 yr old daughter brought this gem home from school a few weeks ago) My boyfriend gave me an apple My boyfriend gave me a pear My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips And More…
My boyfriends name is Jimmy He comes from Papua New Guinea With a pimple on his nose And 48 toes And this is how my story goes One day when I was walking I saw my boyfriend talking More…
My brother billy had a ten foot willy. He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only five foot four!
(ed: sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee") My country hated me Sent me to Germany To see the King His name was Donald Duck He drove a garbage truck He lived in a More…
Version 1: My friend Billy had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake, And now it's only two foot four. More…
Your mother lived down the street 18 - 19 Marble Street? And every night they had a fight, And this is what they told me. (Girl's version:) Girls are sexy, Made out of Pepsi, More…
my name is elvis presley girls are sexy sittin' in the back seat drinkin pepsi may had a baby dressed in navy boys go (kissing sounds) girls go wooooh (lift top up)
Version 1: My old man's a dustman, He wears a dustman's hat, He wears corblimey trousers, And he lives in a council flat. He's finished work by 1 o'clock and he stays at home More…
my old mans a dust man he wore a dustmans hat he bought 2000 tickets to see a football match oh fatty passed to skinny and skinny passed it back fatty took a rocking shot that knocked the More…
We are the haven girls(haven holiday camp) we wear our hair in curls we wear our dungarees to show our sexy knees there was this boy next door he got me on the floor he stuck it More…
Version 1: Children of the sun Stick your finger up their bum Turn it round and round Til you hear a funny sound AAAHHHHOOOOAHHOOOHHAHH! Searching for the Cities Of Gold... More…