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- down in the jungle
- Down in the jungle where nobody goes, There sits [name] picking his nose, A pick, a pick, here, A pick pick there, I think i'll start picking my bum. (ed: don't ask me - I just More…
- down in the lavatory
- Down in the lavatory Ten foot deep, There lies a sausage Fast asleep. Do not stir him He's at rest. Beecham's pills Have done their best.
- down in the valley
- Down in the valley where the green grass grows There sat (jumper) sweet as a rose. Along came (boy's name) swinging a chain Pulled down his zipper and out it came. 3 months later all More…
- down in the valley / down the back alley
- This oddly unsympathetic little ditty has been sent in as the "Oak Park School Camp Song", but I'm sure the original title is "Down in the valley" etc: The first time I met her More…
- down in the valley where the green grass grows
- Down in the valley where the green grass grows A lady stands without any clothes Along comes a man with his hat on a stick Down with his trousers and up with his prick
- Durex
- (ed: Mike P says this is sung to a well-known Scottish air... sadly I'm ill-informed and have no idea what the tune is... but the words bear a strong resemblance to another little ditty in More…
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