There was an old man from Tarentum Who gnashed his false teeth till he bent 'em. When they asked him the cost Of what he had lost He replied, "I can't say; I just rent 'em."
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
There was a young lady from Twilling Who went to her dentist for a filling. This man in his depravity, Filled the wrong cavity Now he has to take care of another filling.