Limericks - The Poetry of the People

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McGuire
There was an old man named McGuire, Lost his footing and fell in the mire. Said a bland passer-by, "Cheer up, never say die!" "But I must", he replied, "I'm a dyer!"
Mister
She frowned and called him Mister, Because in sport he kissed 'er. And so in spite, That very night, This Mister, kissed 'er, sister! ◊ There once was a handsome young More…