Limericks - The Poetry of the People

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Laconia
There was a young man from Laconia Whose mother-in-law had pneumonia He hoped for the worst And after March first, She as buried beneath a begonia.
lamb
Mary had a little lamb. It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its ass And turned it into nylon.
Lynn
There was a young lady of Lynn, Who was so exceedingly thin, That when she essayed To drink lemonade, She slipped through the straw, and fell in