Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "What have you got there?" Said the pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dickhead!"
A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot; Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?
A fly and a flea in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee!" "Let us fly!", said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.